Kommander K

Kommander K (Kerstan Szczepanski) wields the Power Cosmic and has been to far lands where the stars are strange. When he isn’t blasting attack ships off the Shoulder of Orion, he ranges the dead sea bottoms of Barsoom banishing the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth. An outcast, this mutant cyborg is the last of his race. He has the death sentence in THIRTEEN systems and says adamantium and neutronium are the same thing. The icosahedron is his talisman, the Beholder his totem spirit; and he has said “Hastur” more times than he can count. With a sword made of pure will and Kirby Crackle, he cries, “Hack first, it’s the only way to be sure!”

He infiltrated Las Vegas as a cowardly lion, destroyed the city from within as an Andorian operative, and has told self-absorbed oafs that taking photos of acrobatic tribesmen warring on a spinning battlefield is inappropriate. He shocks with words he doesn’t mean, and rages at reactionary ubiquity. He writes, when asked repeatedly, oh so repeatedly, to do so.